For all of my friends who seemed to love Juno more than I, I offer you a look at screenwriter and title holder of worst-purposefully-chosen-name's brand new screenplay found HERE.
Please click the link. Quotey is my new favorite character.
It's not that I didn't like Juno, but I was entertained by the movie in SPITE OF the title character. If all i had seen was the first 20 minutes i would have disliked it IMMENSELY, but as the story progressed I ended up admiring the other characters (mostly due to performances by Cera and Simmons, and a surprisingly great turn by Jennifer Garner) and my annoyances subsided. In the end it was enjoyable, but hardly best picture nom-worthy. (see! I can write like a Diablo, TOO!)
Anyway. Someday I'll draw something.